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Wednesday, July 5

I'm actually labelled as
himbo king of the kong the stupid bong bong
by Selina... **sarcastic applauses**

Anyways.. Today shall be Self-help and improvements day with yogg!

This one By SEL:

How to lose weight without much measures:

Hang out with someone skinny/slim.

Now i know why they make so good frens with me with for just a few months.

Next:

By me!!

For Dad and mums:

3 Ways to improve relationships with your children:

1) be an parent when neccessary and a friend when needed.

-Get the latest in news about celebs or sports stuffs in any area they tend to check on it everytime and discuss with them. Like

" wa.. girlgirl, i tell you ah, i tell you, the Paris Hilton not pretty leh.. why people like her so much ah? i heard her new song like not bad though. u got anot? listen listen see leh."
or
".. #$%^$#$# Germany out liao. boyboy, i hate france man. i hope they shall out. their defense good i know but aiya, which team you support?" ( pray hard he don say france.)

2) when you see your son or daughter lying like a couch potato infront of the tv twenty-four-seven... yell this

"GET A LIFE MAN!"

3) when in the office/ at work, sms your children:

"walao, sians... work damn boring man, what you doing? i super bored lo, playing minesweeper on the com. zzZzz, had your lunch already? what you doing now?"


weee. till the next time.. byebye!

dReAMt by yog3s at 10:37 PM

`` y0gg3ss